A Steady Situation 2, Part 12

He walked hesitantly into the room, with a look like someone had spilled a drink over his shirt.

So, I’m really confused.

What about?

Well- was it you?

Who did what?

Well, I got the mail like I always do.

Yep.

And when I got it, there was a drawing.

Of what?

A phallus.

Whose? Yours?

I don’t know.

Did you like it?

It was really well done.

Can I take a look?

If you really want to.

If you like it so much, why are you giving it to me?